Whoa. WHOA. I am Michael Mayes, your host, and I just put in some serious time editing our podcast for this week, and my stomach just hurts. I love doing this show, and most of the time the best part of it is going back and listening to the episode, nipping here, and tucking there… and really listening to all the great discourse that gets laid down between me and my friends… I’m just exhausted after editing this episode. Chad Johnson is a relentless funny machine, and the life of every gathering he’s a party to. We sat down in my room at the Luxurious Hamilton House during our tenure at DMMO~ and let me tell you, this is one of the funniest eps I’ve done yet. I clipped a bunch, and I normally like to keep it around an hour, but there was just too much here that I didn’t have the heart to leave on the cutting room floor, so we end up coming in at around 1:20, if you’re like me, you won’t notice the difference….
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… and, fair warning, this one is rated R folks, so make sure you’ve put the kiddies and grandma to bed…
THe Hamhouse luxury
Wal Mark
Pool time
A plan is hatched with RamJan, Staylor and Maze Glaze
Sombreros, eye patches, banana hammocks, and Jorge
Chadajohnsontenor.com speedos
Coffee and Kahlua to every rehearsal
Brisket-a-palooza
Bratsaster
Grilled Bacon
Bacon makes me murder
I do my roles in Black Face
God, if you hate Gays so much, why do you keep making them?!
Pube Rug
Edit around the 10 min mark
Tim Kuhn is the size of a couch
Hiding my sibilant ‘s’
Pella, it is a window company after all
The Goto Gay
“I’m Chad the Gay”
Cast Ambassador for Homosexuals
I too straight to pick up on Sound of Music references…immediately
I need a gym that isn’t made of white cinder blocks
“Just do pushups until you puke”
The McDonald’s menu song… flawlessly executed
Fat kids
Turning the reel on the filmstrip
Transitions Lenses- the glasses of the… 80′s
Transitions Eyeballs, now that is something
HAND HIM A CONTRACT BEFORE HE STEALS OUR SOULS
Something is not right…I NEED TO CALL MY WIFE
Don’t piss people off, they’ll probably bee your boss at some point
Classic Recordings as a resource
Yelting
Narrow it out
cranking the middle
Pacing: Thinking about the last performance before the first one
The BLOOD MEANS NOTHING
When you’re singing a high note, you ain’t doing it right unless you taste copper
I am either having a stroke or singing a high note
Ever blacked out during a high note?
Lyric Theatre of Uranus
Hope I don’t pass out….AND GO
She’s aces
Francesco Milioto~ HE’S ACES
Shawna Blake Hill is one of the most underrated voices in the business
How elevation works
wait… YOU WERE IN THE CLOSET IN SANTA FE???
Christina Pier was wheeling me out…
Such young tender livers
Chad’s got a perfect eye for scale…
The music fades to air and light.. A JIGGA WHA?
Jay Morrisey, Cinderella
The Epic of Jay Morrisey, Chad Johnson, Harvey and a Dog named Murray
Taylor Stayton drops by, and demurs
How to mix drinks, from Momma Johnson
The Harpy Next Door
I’m not from fancy stock
I can see that his eyes are dead, from my balcony
So she can sit there and make ships crash
Something to make you appear child-like for the rest of your life and thus attractive
solid hair, detritus, and shame
Ulysses? I was at Tanglewood with him, I think?
Michigan is the Hat of the US
The weird creepy part of Canada that touches Michigan
My Manstrual Cycle
Humpty Dumpty the Mandolin Player
HHOTRS ladies stop by for Etiquette lessons
50 EDIT CHICKS OUT `
She’s Cramazing
“I look for a medium size condom”
Weight Watchers~ not for Italians
Do not put it in your mouth, is disrespectful 1:00
Christian Mafia
Clearly Ive come home
Amen to affirm ANYTHING
“MO”
Longview has the best drag queens in the south
“Decisions” was the name of the gay bar. “Consequences” , the lesbian bar
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE
you can’t do anything but smile in a ball gag
Can I borrow your gun?
OOOOH LIGATURE MARKS
Its the very last thing on my bucket list
The Gay Sex Opera
Outro Music: Un di felice from La Traviata, Chad A. Johnson Tenor, Jane Redding, Soprano
